The HOTTEST new soft plastic on the market for 2020!
The Vexed iDict soft plastic was designed by master lure designer George Wang. George was adamant that an appendage shaped offering would prove simple too irresistible to refuse, boy was George right! During testing, we dicked more fish than any of us could have possibly hoped for. The fish just wouldn't leave the dame thing alone.
Long story short, we did the right thing and produced this amazing wonder shlong for the anglers of Australia to enjoy. Nobody needs to be disadvantaged ever again!
iDict is the softest, stretchiest and toughest soft plastic available using the newest "stretch flex" technology. The Vexed iDict in packed with more intense GLOW & UV then any other phallus shaped soft plastic on the market today. Actually, this is the only phallus shaped soft plastic on the market today!
Have a bit of FUN with this concept! Try hiding one in your dad's cooler during Xmas or in your mum pavlova. Our guarantee is iDict will make people laugh, which is so important these days with so many people being way too serious. Nearly as important as pantsing your mates with a dirty big 30lb fish.